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1. fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

2. fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

Politics explained.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Pastila de ras.

Barbatii sunt creaturi simple. Ei au dorinte mari -conduse de violenta- si gandesc: "Ce nu putem f*te...ucidem!". De-asta construiesc arme. O bomba nucleara este modul barbatilor de a spune : "Vom f*te Pamantul!".
O femeie nu ar construi niciodata arme nucleare, niciodata o arma care sa te ucida. Ele poate ar construi o bomba care sa te faca sa regreti un timp. De aceea ar trebui sa fie o femeie presedinte... nu ar fi niciodata razboaie, doar odata la 28 de zile ar avea loc niste negocieri intense.

Laughter Quotes

# Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live

# The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

# Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

# Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~Arnold Glasow

# Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.

# When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda